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Obama Birth Certificate is Just as Authentic as the Money Supply,
the Food Supply and Obamacare

Mike Adams
Natural
News
Thursday, April 28, 2011

The Birthers just don’t know when to quit, do they? Now that the White House
has released President Obama’s birth certificate, the case is now closed, but
they just won’t stop ranting about it. Why are these birthers still
complaining?

They claim the birth certificate document is a fake. Why does that matter?
But of course the document is a fake. It’s not “merely” fake; it’s so fake that
the whole thing has become an IQ test for figuring out how many people can be so
easily fooled by a fake (http://www.prisonplanet.com/new-obama-birth-certificate-is-a-forgery.html).
If I turned in a document like this as part of an effort to get a home loan, for
example, and I assembled it layer by layer with obvious cutting and pasting of
numbers from multiple sources in order to fake my reported income levels, I
would be guilty of a felony crime. At the very least, I would be laughed out of
the room. “Are you kidding me? This is your best attempt at falsifying an income
statement?” they would say. Even a high school kid with a scanner and Photoshop
knows how to make a more convincing forgery than this… (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eOfYwYyS_c)

For an explanation of why it’s all so obviously a fake, watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNJfdKClbH4

But I ask the far more important question: Does it matter that it’s a
fake in the first place? Given that most of the U.S. government’s job
statistics are fake, and that the U.S. dollar is being counterfeited on a daily
basis by the Fed, and that virtually the entire U.S. economy is built on fake
“abundance” that’s really just more debt spending… isn’t it is some way actually
more authentic to have a President at the helm who faked his
birth certificate?

It’s almost like he’s more qualified for the job, you see, running the fake
economy with fake dollars while the mainstream media distributes all the fake
news. And then in between the fake news bits, the advertisers come on and
promote their fake foods, and fake pharmaceuticals which are approved based on
faked science approved by FDA regulators who are faking it, too.

Couples are now artificially fertilized (fake conception!), and when their
children are born, they feed them fake milk (infant formula). They grow up on
fake sweeteners and fake (artificial) colors. In school, they’re taught fake
U.S. history so that they have fake ideas of how the world really works. When
they’re old enough, they get to participate in faked voting schemes where the
winners are already determined.

And thanks to the internet, we live in a world of fake friends, fake emotions
and fake sex. Football games are played on fake grass, and today’s “reality” TV
shows are all faked, too. Professional wrestling is fake (but MMA isn’t), and
most of the news consumed by the masses is entirely fabricated. Even the science
behind most of modern medicine is faked, fabricated or twisted around in order
to get the results the drug companies want to see.

And oh yeah, the drugs are faked, too, especially the antidepressants which
appear to work only because of the Placebo Effect — which is real, even though
it only exists in the mind.

We need more leaders who embrace fakery

For the most part, we are fake people living in a fake world engaged in fake
interactions. So why shouldn’t we have a fake President with a fake birth
certificate to top it all off?

I don’t know what the problem is here with the obviously fake birth
certificate. Of course it’s a fake. But isn’t that what we vote for when we vote
for any president? After all, presidential election campaigns are all about
making fake promises uttered with fake smiles as part of faked speeches that are
actually written by somebody else and read on the teleprompter.

In fact, I would argue that Obama’s faked birth certificate makes him
more authentic than any other President in American history. It
is precisely this mastery of fakery that has allowed Obama to deliver fake
health care reform, faked world peace (new war on Libya!), and faked
preparedness (radioactive fallout from Fukushima? Don’t prepare!)

It’s perfect for a nation of fake people who live in fake houses with the
fake stonework plastered onto the front to make them look as if they were built
out of stone. The people go get their cosmetic surgery and botox (faked youth!)
so they can meet new fake people and pursue their fake relationships with faked
orgasms. Their profiles on Facebook are completely faked; their resumes handed
in at prospective employers are faked; and even their apparent “wealth” is faked
because they’re neck-deep in debt on that luxury car parked in the driveway of
the luxury house they can’t afford.

At work, they fake like they’re getting something done so that they can
receive a paycheck that’s also largely faked because it’s denominated in fake
dollars which are deposited in a fake (electronic) bank account so that the
money can be multiplied and leveraged in order for the bank to keep creating
more fake currency in the form of loans handed out to people who faked their
credit history and lied on their loan applications. But who cares? As long as we
all fake it together, the system works!

So we go shopping with our fake money and we buy fake “fashion” jeans with
fake holes already pre-fabricated right into the pant legs, and we purchase our
colognes and perfumes made with fake chemical fragrances that try to put a fake
smell on our bodies so that we can meet other fake people who wear their own
faked chemical smells to try to fool us into thinking they smell like fresh
flowers and honey when, in reality, they stink like a country goat.

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They use cosmetics to fake their skin health, and hair implants to fake their
hair growth. Young girls are wearing fake contact lenses to fake their pupil
dilation as fakes sign of faked sexual arousal. This is designed to get a rise
out of their fake date partner who takes them to a fake restaurant to order fake
food grown from fake (GMO) seeds and fertilizers with fake soils (made out of
composted human sewage) which is contaminated with fake hormones (HRT drugs) and
other drugs.

And the next morning they’ll wake up and share a bowl of faked blueberries in
their faked breakfast cereals. Those have been faked, too, as shown in my video,
“The Blueberry Deception.” (http://www.consumerwellness.org/)

Authentic leaders would fail

In fact, the whole matrix in which we live today is so universally faked and
fabricated that I’m not sure that an authentic, genuine human being would even
have a chance at leading the nation. We need fake Presidents to lead our
fake nation into fake economic abundance, so all those “birthers”
screaming about the faked birth certificate should frankly just shut up and eat
their fake ham sandwiches made with that faked processed cheese food-like
substance squeezed between two pieces of fake white bread.

Stop complaining and watch your fake “reality” TV shows, listen to the fake
news, work at your fake government job and keep swallowing fake food so that you
can become a highly-profitable patient in our faked health care system based on
faked science and run by fake researchers. This is how the system works today.
Reality has nothing to do with it, and you should abandon any such bizarre
ideas. They’re unpatriotic.

In fact, the release of Obama’s birth certificate, with all its layers and
Photoshop edits and mismatched numbers that were obviously assembled from
multiple sources is not an admission of fakery — it’s a proud statement of
authenticity! It says that our President is perfectly in tune with the faked
society over which he presides. That’s what we need in America today; a genuine
man of the People.

After all, only a true fake can achieve the level of fakery required in our
world to be embraced as authentic.

And today, I bow down to the master of fakery; the man who is so authentic in
his fakiness that he has released the world’s first authentic
counterfeit birth certificate, proudly assembled from layers that would
be widely considered faked by anyone who wasn’t sufficiently psychologically
invested in the real world, by which I mean our faked society.

From here forward, I think we should all just start faking it. Reality, after
all, is overrated.

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29 Responses to “Obama Birth Certificate is Just as Authentic as
the Money Supply, the Food Supply and Obamacare”

emus Says:
April
28th, 2011 at 3:28 pm

Being anti colonial, antiracism, antiwar doesn’t mean being unpatriotic. If
you seek the truth and demand transparency then you are not a conspiracy
theorist. Its not our patriotic duty to agree with whatever the government
does. having a voice of opposition to anything unjust doesn’t make you are
anti american. if you disagree with government and someone tells you “why dont
you get out of my country” then fight back and dont let them bully you. lying
on behalf of the crooked politicians is not patriotic. we are led to believe
that if we dont agree with our satanic elites then somehow we dont love our
country. they are just exploiting us and taking advantage of the ignorance
among us and laughing all the way to the bank. regime change abroad is not
going to help us. we need regime change at home.

storky Reply:
April 28th, 2011
at 4:09 pm

Birthers are fucking brain damaged!

2Wheels Reply:
April 28th,
2011 at 4:52 pm

No. Just you from birth.

doberman21 Reply:
April 28th,
2011 at 4:46 pm

Yes & never mind that our govt. could & wld easily create a new
B-Certif for a sitting illegitimate president because NOW ITS A MATTER OF NTL.
SECURITY! It’s not like the govt is in the business of issuing BC’s in the 1st
place, how would they even have access?

Wait, isn’t this the same govt that fabricated false info about Suddam,
covered up 9/11 investigation, told the workers it was safe to breathe, is
raising the EPA standards for radiation in food, brought us apertame &
GENETICALLY MODIFIED FOOD, while suppressing & destroying scientific
evidence & world-renown scientists’ careers for dissenting.

No, they wouldn’t protect the image of the crack smoking Commander &
Chief!

Now that “Trump Card’s” the hero, he’s assured to “splt the vote” &
cause another 4 yrs of Bama.

As for “TRUMP CARD,” taped interviews reveal he not only voted for Obama,
but said he was one of our greatest presidents as of last year & also a
supporter of Obamacare. Oh & let’s not forget, he was for Abortion before
he wasn’t. The man behind Trump’s campaign, Michael Cohen, is a Jewish
democrat & avid campaign supporter of Obama.

A clue to Cohen’s strategies: At the urging of his friend the NY gov, Cohen
changed his party affiliation to run for city council against another
democrat. After he lost, he “switched-back” to Democrat. Trump’s daughter
recently married Jewish heir Kushner (owner of the elitist NY mag.) &
converted to Talmudic Judaism. Perhaps she’s friends w/Chelsea, who recently
had an interfaith-jewish wedding w/her Jewish husband.

Already Fox News, run by progressive globalist monopolist Murdoch, (who
orchestrated a secret sit down mting w/Fox Pres Ailes & Obama at the
Waldorf in 2008), is ratcheting up the pony show…

w/ 24 hour coverage of Trump & almost 0 coverage of Paul.

Did I mention Murdoch is also a Jew (his mother is Jewish which legally,
according the Israel’s law, means he is too). Come to think of it every
network is owned or controlled by Jews. Is there one cable network that isn’t?
Don’t you think that’s odd Jews comprise less than 2% of the population but
control all of the media?

What percent do they make up in congress? The Senate? The Supreme Court. If
you’re protestant, you don’t have a representative in the Supreme Court, but
thanks to Obama, we now have 3 Jewish justices (he appnted 2)!

Hey, isn’t Monsanto owned by a Jew too? Which Pharma companies aren’t (no,
not the ones the Fedl govt. is trying to put out up business, the “big boys”
who are being poised to just “swoop” in & gobble up all competition…

You know, kind of like legallizing marijuana…for the pharmas, but keeping
it illegal for the people & small farmers to grow as medicinal crops. We
can’t have any non-genetically modified maryjane for cancer patients now can
we? They might actually get well & put pharma out & the ACA out
of
business!!!

Did anyone notice Foxies’ coverage of Dr. Paul’s announcement yesterday
during Cavuto? Well Fox didn’t actually let you hear it. Instead, it was shown
in the background while talking heads, incl. Frank LuntZ spoke over it. It was
an interesting discourse though when LuntZ interrupted & said he was going
to say something he wasn’t supposed to say (on Fox)… the truth about Paul! I
also fell off my seat!!!

Then he proceeded to say Paul is the candidate most Americans identify
w/right now & who’s actually lived by what he’s said for his entire
career!!!!…

Eww, bet the zionist jews are fuming at Foxie in light of his next comment:
“I’m sure I’m going to get a call from upstairs”… for his unpardonable crime
of saying the truth about Dr. Paul.

No doubt, Ailes & the Docher will have to put him in “time out” for
being a bad boy! Can’t have anyone going “OFF-SCRIPT” on the “TRUSTED SOURCE
FOR NEWS”!!!

Our best hope TURN OF THE T.V.’s & FOR HEAVEN’S SAKE, DON’T EAT
GENETICALLY MODIFIED FOOD!!!

simpleman1776 Reply:
April
28th, 2011 at 5:21 pm

FOR THEIR REFUSAL TO ACT IN ANY WAY, I WILL BE VOTING AGAINST ANY SITTING
MEMBER OF CONGRESS OR THE SENATE.

VOTE THEM ALL OUT IN 2012

doberman21 Reply:
April 28th,
2011 at 6:59 pm

WELL EVERYONE LetsGoTrump says we should vote Trump!

In light of the fact Trumptser is just being used to split the vote for his
good buddy Bama, perhaps we should just give up on Dr. Paul.

Buy, wouldn’t it be funny is Trumpey & Bama’s bosses (The
zionist/jewish bankers) have underestimated the RP Revolution this time &
RP gets cross-over votes from the now disallusioned Bama-maniacs!

HEY LetsSupportLoserTrump, here are the top things to ponder over
Trump:

Why is Michael Cohen, Trumpey’s campaign guy, a registered democrat/zionist
jew WHO VOTED FOR OBAMA?

What about “Trump Card,” why did he say in interviews last year that he
voted for Obama, supported his campaign AND supported Obamacare…?

Now, Trumpey’s being wheeled out as the Apprentice President. Just what we
need… another actor in the WH.

Evidently, Cohen is a close friend & Sr VP of Trump Ent. Perhaps Trump
will convert to Talmudic Judaism too, since his daughter just did for her
nuptials to zionist jewish media mogul & owner of an elitist NY
publication…

Cohen, an avid Bama supporter was convinced by his good buddy & gov of
NY to run for city council a while back (as a repub.) in order to oust another
democrat… Right after he lost, he switched back to democrat!!!…

We all know Trump is friends w/the same wall street zionist bankers that
swindled the tax payers…

Perhaps we just love him because he’s such a poor business man, he’s filed
bankruptcy 3 x’s….& had what 3-4 wives (whatever)?

I think his skank current wife is bolshevik (for those of you that don’t
know, that means commie)…no worries though, just put Ivanka’s jew media/mogul
husband in charge of PR spin…

Hey I bet Melania willl be the 1st U.S. 1st lady to have been in Sports
Illustrated!
(Maybe we should consider Hefner too, after all I don’t think
he’s ever filed bankruptcy!)

Then we can be like France w/Sarkozy &/his token whore… Bruni (yes,
she’s the one that sucked Mick Jacker’s $#+*).

Well at least Michelle Obama didn’t seem to be a gold-digger… she just
married for principle….Marxists that is…since we all know bama’s gay.

As if Michelle Obama & her incessant shopping & 5 million vacations
aren’t bad enough, now we want some commie socialite-gold digger that barely
speaks english in the WH?

Trump’s as fake as his comb-over.

I wonder if he’ll keep doing the “Apprentice” in the wh? I know. He can
start WH Apprentice!

Shut up about “Trump Card” & just excite yourself w/a full season of
Celebrity Apprentice on DVD, while snacking on a yummy bag of GM Fritos &
“refreshing” (Alzheimers inducing) Diet coke.

Oh yeah, don’t forget your flu shot this fall!

Yes, now that I’ve considered it, Trump is a good idea

Thus Saith The Lord Says:
April
28th, 2011 at 3:30 pm

The fathers race was NOT AFRICAN, that was his NATIONALITY. The Mothers is
listed correctly as caucasian meaning white AND NOT AS AMERICAN.
However
back in 1961 African Americans or black people’s race was always identified
as
Negro.
Black and Afro American came after the Civil Right laws were
passed.

This man Obama thinks the American people are stupid, and tht they will
believe anything he tells them, they have done so up to now, that is how he
got were he is.

Jolene wrote:

The fathers race was NOT AFRICAN, that was his NATIONALITY

Obama Senior’s nationality was Kenyan.
Africa is a continent – not a
nation.

Read Linda Newkirk’s Obama Antichrist Prophecies, they are spot on.
Prophecies.org

jameswaterwolf Reply:
April
28th, 2011 at 7:34 pm

Obama knows the American people are stupid, otherwise they would not have
voted for him, an unknown. His swagger is almost putrifying and his arrogant
grin tells you he’s in charge of ignorant masses who kiss his feet and believe
every lie he has to offer. People have been conditioned to believe that lies
are the truth and the truth are lies. Any American who actually thinks this
“man” is for real, is out to lunch. His record of incompetence shows that he
cares about the American people like he cares about a wilting plant in the
oval office.

Thus Saith The Lord Says:

April
28th, 2011 at 3:31 pm

Look up the Obama Golden Statute prophecy given to Chercheng Xiong it is
also riveting

CaveJohnson Says:
April
28th, 2011 at 3:42 pm

It’s not fake, at all. But saying that got me banned from the Stasi forums
on here so maybe they’ll ban me from commenting.

People who know nothing about Photoshop/Illustrator are saying it’s fake
where the experts say it’s not. That tells you everything.

2Wheels Reply:
April 28th,
2011 at 4:51 pm

Cavevermin,

It is as fake as you are. Spew your trash…but do you have an ounce of
argument against the real points? Of course not – you believe everything you
hear.

One more interesting fact: The forgers didn’t even get the name of the
Hospital correct:
In 1961 it was called “Kapiolani CHILDREN’S
Hospital”
On Zero’s fake: “Kapiolani Maternity and Oylogical
Hospital”

simpleman1776 Reply:
April
28th, 2011 at 5:24 pm

ANYTIME YOU BOYCOTT YOUR OPINION IN PLACE OF THESE SO CALLED EXPERTS.

YOU GET CLIMATE CHANGE ,BIN LADEN VIDEO’S AND FAKE BIRTH CERTIFICATES.

ABSENCE OF PROOF IS NOT PROOF!

doberman21 Reply:
April 28th,
2011 at 6:52 pm

Hi CAVEJOE, tell Dept. of Homeland Security, Acorn, or whoever you’re
bloggin for it just isn’t working. I guess you haven’t put enough pharmas in a
food & drinking water yet.

Who are the experts? The zionists/jewish owned media? The CIA? Oh, the Bama
administration.

Perhaps, you’d be more appreciated at McDonalds! Besides, your audience
might be more gullible since their obviously still eating fake food filled
w/chemicals, made from GMOs.

reconscoutsniper Says:

April
28th, 2011 at 3:45 pm

Obama Birth Certificate is Just as Authentic as the Money Supply, the Food
Supply and Obamacare

Here Here!!

Bravo2…out

BiGpharmakillZ Says:
April
28th, 2011 at 4:00 pm

THANK YOU MIKE ADAMS FOR A BRILLIANTLY WELL WRITTEN ARTICLE!!!

I haven’t laughed at a “news” story like this, ever I don’t think.

BRAVO!!

BiGpharmakillZ Reply:
April
28th, 2011 at 4:01 pm

Hey AJ,

we need to do a GOOGLE BOMB on this story!!!!!

badwolf Says:
April
28th, 2011 at 4:29 pm

Barry Soetoro’s(aka Obama) birth certificate is a fake, plain and simple.
There are MANY discrepancies on it. Let’s not lose sight on everything else
this “dictator” and the “Elitists” are doing while we are being distracted! I
think this “slight of hand” is being done while something else is being shoved
up our backsides! Be Aware, Be Very Aware!

dav8d777 Says:
April
28th, 2011 at 4:39 pm

If you want to know if the birth certificate is fake or not simply zoom in
on the document number at the top, right of the page. Look at the numbers and
play a little game of “One of these things is not like the other”. Try it.
You’ll be surprised what you see. No splitting hairs necessary.

akat Says:
April
28th, 2011 at 4:43 pm

Good article. I laughed til I cried. Now, if you al will excuse me I have
to go watch the overpublicized wedding of the fake English royalty, then try
and catch some of the 1st round draft stuff for the labor union fighting NFL,
then catch a little NBA Laker action. I sure hope the crooked NBA commish has
done his usual ref fixing job, so the Lakers can get by to the next
round.

LetsGoTrump.com Says:
April
28th, 2011 at 4:56 pm

OBAMA is the worst American president ever. Worst than Jimmy Carter. 3
wars, economy in crisis, socialism, illegal aliens, self imposed energy
shortage, no manufacturing, infrastructure problems, plunging dollar, high
unemployment etc.. It is not getting any better. Obama is destroying The USA.
Obama will never get re-elected.

simpleman1776 Reply:
April
28th, 2011 at 5:26 pm

YOU LEFT OUT HIS UNFUNDED MANDATES

$25.00 PER POUND TOBACCO TAX FOR FREE HEATH CARE FOR GHETTO WELFARE
MOMS.

AND FREE HEALTH CARE THAT COSTS EVERYONE WHO WORKS 5 GRAND A
YEAR!.

2Wheels Says:
April
28th, 2011 at 4:59 pm

Can we please step back just a few feet to take notice that THE REST OF HIS
ENTIRE HISTORY IS STILL HIDDEN FROM THE WORLD!!! How gullable to hang on the
SECOND counterfeit COLB – when the rest of Zero’s history goes without a
single rebuttal to his face?! Come on PP friends!

Does NO ONE in the entire world of journalism have the balls to square up
to this idiot and ask him why his entire life’s history is hidden? I do not
know of a single video where anyone has ever hollered this question from the
street or any public speech. No wonder he gets away with what he
does.

LetsGoTrump.com Says:
April
28th, 2011 at 5:01 pm

Republican Pete Hoekstra: “Donald Trump is the only potential GOP
presidential candidate who has “captured the imagination” and says a Trump
candidacy could “resonate very, very well” with the voters in 2012.”
“I
think there’s a lot of candidates out there. No one’s clearly captured the
imagination of the field right now except perhaps Donald Trump,” he
responds.
“He’s got a business background. In any traditional year you’d
say, no, he wouldn’t make a good candidate. I think in today’s world you might
be really surprised.
“You can see that he clearly says what he believes,
what he’s thinking. He may resonate very very well with the voters.
“I
think voters are looking for a nontraditional politician in 2012. They’re
looking at Washington and saying, why would we want to elect another career
politician? He may be the mystery or surprise candidate in this whole
mix.
“I’ve not made a commitment in the race. I think we’ll take a little
while before we make that kind of commitment. From my perspective it’s very
important that we select a candidate that can beat President Obama. We can’t
survive another four years with the kind of failed leadership that he has
provided us.”
Hoekstra: Don’t Underestimate Trump — His Straight Talk Has
Captured Voters

simpleman1776 Reply:
April
28th, 2011 at 5:27 pm

UP YOURS, HE’S A WALL STREET DEMOCRATIC INSIDER YOU ASSHOLE!

jameswaterwolf Says:
April
28th, 2011 at 5:17 pm

Well, if fakness is in order, Obamu is your man. Keep him in the oval
office as he is fine a liar as I’ve ever seen one. His condescending
,sarcastic smile of dominance should light up any poor soul’s heart.
Everything he says is a lie and all his promises will never be kept. His
contempt for the human race is comparable to the greatest haters of mankind.
For God’s sake, give that #@$%^&&&* an award.

Leave it to Beaver Says:
April
28th, 2011 at 6:33 pm

Another great article from Mike Adams. Most people are living in a matrix
of lies. Popular reality is a lie. Everything is a lie, except God’s Word (the
Bible) and maybe mathematics and cartography.

2 Thessalonians 2:9-12
“But the lawless one’s presence is according to
the operation of Satan with every powerful work and lying signs and portents
and with every unrighteous deception for those who are perishing, as a
retribution because they did not accept the love of the truth that they might
be saved. So that is why God lets an operation of error go to them, that they
may get to believing the lie, in order that they all may be judged because
they did not believe the truth but took pleasure in unrighteousness.”

Mark Colman Says:
April
28th, 2011 at 6:43 pm

Why is his NAME in all uppercase, and the rest of the document in proper
English?

jameswaterwolf Reply:
April
28th, 2011 at 7:20 pm

Because that’s the way it’s supposed to be. Get it? Don’t rock the boat
bro’.

homelandgestapo Reply:
April
28th, 2011 at 7:22 pm

because he is a corp entity not a individual

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